Okay okay okay. Mrs. Linklater has been enjoying the warm weather and shirking her duties here as the queen of mean. As proof of her nastiness, one reader went WAY back into the archives of her AOL journal http://journals.aol.com/jevanslink/AskMrsLinklater/
where Ask Mrs. Linklater began her career in public service, to leave this message: YOU'RE MEAN.
What a chicken bleep. Couldn't even leave a working screenname so Mrs. L could figuratively plant her pointy-toed thigh highs into his or her butt.
But I'm back now. Looking for advice column travesties. See you soon.